Reflections: How To Spot A Rizviite?
Well, this 1s dedicated to my new life and new friends at my new college!
Rizvi Institue of Management Studies and Research (RIMSR)
How to spot a Rizviite?
> You will see him leave home, on a SUNDAY morning at 7, wearing crisp formals
> He will have a conspirational smile on his face, every time he hears the words "Phenomenal!" or "Crystal Clear" or "Sorry, you are late"
> He will hate Dr. Kalim Khan's autocratic ways. But if you do dare say anything against the prof, he will break your face!
> If she is a girl, dont be surprised if she says "Bald men are Hot!"
> He has been slapped by a girl at least once, when he accidently blurted out "Now this is what we must look at"
> He thinks a Paan- chewing man in class is 'Cool'
> He will call everyone he meets as "xyz bhai" and will treat every girl with utmost respect
> He will crowd around the guy who has brought chicken for lunch
> He jointly holds the record for finishing a 1 kg cake in 20 seconds flat!
> He will never be spotted near the TV
> He will always carry a copy of The Economic Times, but will never be seen reading it
> He will appear online on facebook 9 out of 10 times
> Everytime you ask him "whats up?", he will reply, "The same old, completing projects"
> he will have a distinct style of saying "wassssuuuupp?"
> Dont expect him to know what places are a 'must visit' at Bandra. His life starts and ends between the 1st and 8th floor of RIMSR
> He will never shy away from climbing the staircase. The long queues at the lift have taught him the hard way
> He will have unkempt hair. You see, Rizviites get their weekly off on Mondays - the day when all the barber shops in the city are Closed.
... and lastly, if he's a Rizviite, he will 'Share' this on facebook!
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